What movies have not aged well?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

If you cloned 12 Michael Jordan's and 12 LeBron James' and had Team Jordan vs. James, which team would win the most games?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

Why do some children hate their parents?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What type of crossdresser are you?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

Moonraker

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Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?

Live and Let Die

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do narcissist move on so easily?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

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-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Is Florida now unsurvivable because it's an oven due to climate change? It's 11:48 am on May 30th and the heat index in SoFla is 100. I can see it going up to over 130 by July.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.